We have been advised that the status of the baby is that of a Man type. Visitors be warned, once the child reaches the age of 3 our home will most likely be riddled with MacGuyver-type booby traps and by the age of 5 these might include the possibility of high explosives. A picture of the future culprit has been posted here at an earlier age. Height : 0' 6", Weight: 0.5 lbs, Eyes: N/A, Hair: None. Armed with two arms and most likely dangerous. Please be careful when approaching as he may bite once he is born. Please call parents if found in bad parts of town or if he beats up your kid. If seen please keep your distance and DON'T look him directly in the eyes!!!
3 comments:
Congrats guys! It's pretty exciting to be having a man-child. Good luck with the remainder of the pregnancy and enjoy the last few months of uninterrupted sleep!
Hey Melanie... we just found your blog. Congrats on the little guy, you must be so happy!
Yeah!!!!! Congrats!!!
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